|Dr. Robert Puff|
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People are getting tired of neoadvaitists explaining to them how nothing ever happened. I pluck my eyebrows but they grow back. Dont try telling me that never happened. Ouch! I unwrapped eight Hershey Kisses today and popped them into my fat little mouth. I wish that hadnt happened, but it did. Not only that, the cellulite factory is working overtime.
Neoadvaitists do not have the corner on the truth. If they did, someone would have rounded it. They dont even have the white line down the middle of the road. That belongs to the dualists. Speaking of dualism, that seems to be an extinct idea. And yet the opposites continue to attract, especially at the wrong times and in the wrong places. Even edating is not immune to dualism and its faulty emissions. This had suddenly turned into car talk.
So what vehicle can carry us back home without a bunch of I ams pushing it? And who is in the car, and are they necking! Is that Buddha making out with some new ager? Whatever happened to New Agers and the Harmonic Whatever-It-Was? Maybe my car with the neckers in it should have a Rapture bumper sticker on it, just to make it extra ridiculous.
I cant write any more of this drivel without referring to one appropriately named Senator Weiner. He has nothing to do with neoadvaita; he has totally transcended all categories and has begun a religion called Doofus-ism. In that, you dont point to the moon, but your....
Now I am giggling....
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